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ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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megasonger:

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youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

his wand is sticking out of his sleeve

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problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

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laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

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thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

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abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

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