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jolteoned:

i feel bad for laughing but my grandmas dog recently got one of his back legs amputated and i was watching him outside and he lifted his leg up to pee and fell over

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thaibrator:

mariah carey and ariana grande getting in a fight

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420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

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borderlineotaku:

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dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

Knitting and self defense all in one purchase 

you could be a new marvel hero

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tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year

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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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